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What if your boss was a Beagle?

Imagine a world where the boardroom is full of belly rubs, and the water cooler talk is all about fetch. Welcome to the hilarious universe of dogs with human jobs!

See the Dog World
A serious but adorable Beagle in a business suit at a desk

Hilarious Dog Features

If dogs had human jobs...

Meet the pups who are cooking up chaos, gaming like pros, and mastering downward dog—literally.

A realistic dog wearing a chef hat, standing on hind legs and expertly flipping pancakes in a pan, looking proud and focused.
Dog Chef
Flips pancakes better than he catches frisbees. Breakfast is now a paw-formance!
A realistic dog wearing a gaming headset, holding a game controller, sitting alert on a couch ready to play, with an intense gamer face.
Dog Gamer
Has more high scores than bones. Beware: he rage-quits for treats!
A realistic dog on a yoga mat, holding a playful yoga pose (like downward dog), wearing a headband, exuding zen and humor.
Dog Yoga Instructor
Master of 'downward dog.' Classes include treat meditation and tail-wag stretches.

Meet our Dog Team

These hardworking pups keep the office lively, the snacks flowing, and the squirrels in check. Get to know the furry coworkers making tails wag at Dog HQ!

  • Golden Retriever wearing a tie, looking proud as the Head of Fetch Operations

    Rufus

    Head of Fetch Operations

    Can retrieve any ball in record time. Specializes in team-building games of fetch and motivational tail wags.

  • Corgi with glasses working on a laptop as Chief Barketing Officer

    Bella

    Chief Barketing Officer

    Expert in tail-wagging campaigns. Responsible for viral paw-sts and managing the treat budget.

  • Bulldog in a chef hat and apron, ready to taste test treats as Lead Treat Tester

    Max

    Lead Treat Tester

    Dedicated to ensuring every snack is drool-worthy. No treat leaves the kitchen untested!

  • French Bulldog with headphones, supervising the office playlist as Director of Pup-sonnel

    Luna

    Director of Pup-sonnel

    Keeps the office vibes upbeat with paw-picked playlists. Expert at napping through meetings.

Frequently Asked (and Barked) Questions

Can’t find the answer you’re looking for? Reach out to our customer support team. We promise, there’s at least one dog reading your message.

Dog wearing glasses sipping coffee at a desk, looking puzzled at a laptop
How do dogs handle emails?
Mostly with their noses. Expect lots of “woof” in the subject line and an occasional drool attachment.
Do dogs need coffee breaks?
Only if there are belly rubs involved! Otherwise, they’ll settle for chasing their own tails around the water cooler.
What’s the dress code for dogs at work?
Business casual: collar and ID tag required, bow ties for special occasions, and pants are always optional.
How do dogs behave in meetings?
Lots of tail wagging, some barking, and someone always steals the treats when no one’s looking.
What’s rush hour like for dogs?
Mostly sniffing every hydrant on the block. Traffic jams are caused by squirrels, not slow drivers.